What YOU Need to Know About Gregory M. Lehman

Oh, hey, I didn't see you there. I thought I'd take a minute to bring up the important subject of myself. While I do admit that I may be talented in some aspects of the word, I'd prefer that the ultimate tone of this article is one of modesty and a surrendered humility to my peers. Let's start at the beginning, shall we? I was born in a back alley in a leper colony near Melbourne, Australia. Growing up around the sickly not only made me immune to leprosy, but instilled in me a great passion for humanity in general. Yes, I remember plenty-a-dying friends that I tried to nurse back to health, but to no avail. These early experiences with death are what I attribute to my wise and pseudo-sociopathic mindset that I currently adhere to. I was a tall child, towering a full foot and a half over most of my peers. From that height, my friends often said that the sunlight gilded me with a certain "halo" of sorts, and they began calling me the "Guardian Angel." Oh, how the kids say the darndest things! But make no mistake, even with my borderline offensive previous nickname, I have always been completely family oriented and try to remain perpetually G-rated. Oh my - look at the time! I really must be going. I'll keep you posted, my friends. Toodles!