Blogging and You

I'd like to take a minute to talk about blogs. It has come to my attention that some people in this world are reluctant to create blogs. This is mainly because they are scared of Robot Apocalypse, which is one of the lies spread by Communism. Yes, yes, I know, these new words are starting to jumble up your mind, but I promise that it will all be cleared up within this very post.
In truth, Robots are one of the great luxuries that will soon be provided by our wonderful American Free-Market. How do I get one of these "robots" you ask? Well that's simple enough, you blog. Blogging is an activity created by Americans for the sole purpose of getting robots to the masses quickly and efficiently. I encourage all of my peers to start blogging today to start working toward a greater tomorrow.