Troy took center stage.
"Are you tired of your grandma dying all the time?" he yelled. "Then have I got the product for you!" No one knew why his voice was elevated to such levels, the room they were in was rather small and contained nothing more than the judges' desks and some live streaming cameras.
"That's right folks, what I've got here is the worlds first Rechargeable Granny! But how does it work, you ask? Simple! Plug your Granny in at night to have her waking up refreshed and alive for the next seventy-two hours! Never worry about your family's stability again! Finally, a day and age when we can all live in a Grandma-filled utopia! But wait, there's more! The Rechargeable Granny is now available for free with the donation of one hundred and forty dollars to Troy Paterson so he can pay his electric bills!"
The laugh track booed him off stage before he could finish.
What a fantastic concept. But, alas, booed off stage! Great job--you're really treating us to the humor today.
ReplyDeleteThat was SO hilarious!! It was awesome! I couldn't stop laughing! :D Amazing job and cool imagination!! He he, "rechargeable granny," he he. xD
ReplyDeleteAndroid grannies? Is the robot apocalypse finally happening? I love how this whole thing sounds like an infomercial! And that whole thing about a Granny-filled utopia makes me get a really weird mental image. :3
ReplyDeleteGreg. I am loving this! So brilliant and your comedy is fantastic. "Grandma filled utopia" :)
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